February 2012
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waking up in the middle of the night, kept awake thinking about the latin roots of various english words
lots of dog kisses but no cute boy kisses
that feeling when you realize you should’ve ordered two slices of pizza instead of one :(
its suddenly really cold
time to put on a whiskey jacket
ghostweight asked: whoa weird. you go to and do all the same shit as me yet i've never seen you. i guess the city ain't so small after all. :-)
smite me dead, god, instead of leaving me languishing in this hell of being stuck at work and watching everyone walk by in shorts and t shirts on their way to the park to drink beer and bask in the sun
Anonymous asked: hay how you know ned
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birds with friends
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razkazz replied to your post: omg i jus realized that pic was originally posted…
the only blog people probably post pictures of me on is “people I would kill”
WRONG, cutie
razkazz:
ahhh I’m a quarter into my life and realizing all I’ve ever wanted to be was a sex goddess
omg i jus realized that pic was originally posted on “girls i would marry”
also jesus how many random pictures of me are floating around on tumblr im starting to get freaked out but also flattered but mostly freaked out
i love taking screencaps of downton abbey actors with their eyes closed
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i dont track the persian food tag for you to fucking tag a damn text post with it. i want pictures, idiot
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metonymia replied to your post: thenoobyorker replied to your post: i did a little…
yah but committing to a studio is worse. sublet somewhere, no?
not a bad idea actually cuz i think jocelyns lease is up in june or something??
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thenoobyorker replied to your post: i did a little math and im pretty positive i can…
living alone sucks tho
yeah i guess but idk anyone else thats looking for a place right now and im going crazy living w/ my parents and commuting to the city 5 days a week
i did a little math and im pretty positive i can easily afford to get a studio apt in oakland and be like actually financially independent with my current job and this is the coolest feeling and i already found some heck of cute cheap studios downtown and in temescal an d aaahhhhh
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Anonymous asked: where/what were you in grad school for?
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“A Man’s Guide to Lifting Women into the Air and Fucking Them: What She Really...”
– the art of manliness (via dingraha)
speaking of whale birthdays, mine is coming up on the 4th and i almost always have an awful birthday but my parents are taking me to Hachi Ju Hachi for dinner so i hope that salvages what i predict will be, as usual, a pretty bad day
omg. omgg im driving next to a bmw with the license plate PUREH2O
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trijumeau asked: burger queen
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thenoobyorker replied to your post: thenoobyorker replied to your post: NAVID STOP…
omg your imessage is at war with iranians already
pre-emptive strike
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thenoobyorker replied to your post: NAVID STOP TEXTING MY EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY PHONE
imessage does that, your phone is being a fag
no one elses imessages do that u__u